Crunk Juice

this post, of course is about that legendary sipsip known as crunk juice. now many of you may be asking yourselves: "What is this mysterious beverage and how do i unlock the secret to its power!?" well ill tell ya motherfucker so quit asking! Crunk juice is the drink of the gods. It was bestowed upon little john by Crunkalopolis, god of almighty energy, to distribute to the most qualified and virtuous champions on the planet. those who drink it will experience power unfathomable to the human mind. mountains will move at your will, you will be able to breathe water just as if it were air, flight will no longer be just a dream, but one of many abilities that most humans are not ready to behold. The drinkers of crunk juice will be able to crush buildings with their eyelashes, punch holes into the space time continuum, and throw brandon jolls into outerspace with one hand. i am one such drinker of the sacred sip, and this post serves as a warning to all those who defy me. the day of reckoning is at hand. you have no chance to survive make your time.