Sergio Breaks the Ice

"DbSO updated?! WTF!"

Since no one else is updating, I figured I could. I mean,
hell, I'm just a cat fetus in a jar. What else do I have
better to do?

So i go to this chinese place...seems like a nice establishment.
Beautiful panda decorations and friendly waitors asking
"what you wrike to wrink?" and I'm like, I don't care, just
give me the buffet. I wanted to avoid all possible communication
with the strange men that I cannot understand. That and I
wanted delicious chinese food. But some of the chicken tasted
funny. Aparently there are some rumors going around that
chinese food is made from cat. what?!?! This is insane...an
outrage. Those bastards! oh, but it's so good! I can't stop
eating it! I love the taste, and rolling the meat around in
their special sauce. Does that make me sick?

I could try to make sense (or even make a point) to this
story but i'm not going to. Instead, I will recommend that
you visit this site. It is a nice little site about a place
called Cat Town, and apparently, in this particular story,
they took part in the same horrible act that I did. (you'll
have to read it all to see what I mean). What all
of this means, I'll never know. But I wonder....was it the
act of eating their own kind that drove them crazy
to the point of wearing those ridiculous hats? Cuz if it is...
order me up one of those frog ones...they're sweet! I am sooo
not giving up chinese food!